Tuesday, March 24, 2020

家里宅日常

大马实施行动管制令第七天,大家还好吗?

是极度厌世、恨不得赶快回到原来的生活步调呢?还是忙里偷闲、在家自得其乐?今天,我来和大家分享一下我的肥宅日常,为大家排遣无聊。

最近网上特火的Dalgona咖啡,我贪鲜也和拍档试做了一杯。
自问拍档做得很漂亮,所以这照片必须放在最前面当这篇文的封面照。嘻嘻。

3月13日至21日是学校的期中假,所以大马实施行管令其实就是让全国教师和学生延长放假一星期半。行管令开始之前,我的假期基本上都是在浑浑噩噩中度过。假期嘛,不外乎就是狂刷手机、吃喝睡和不断地欺骗自己:明天我一定会振作起来把啥啥事做完。

18日之前,印象中我只做了两件大事:

13日至14日,我带学生北上去峇株巴辖参加操步营。两天一夜,行程不赶,寄宿的宿舍设备完善,我校还破天荒地资助我车油费和午餐费,所以除了天气巨热之外,我出差溜得很开心。

 外国的月亮特别圆,别校的饭堂特别美。

有图为证,我出差不是纯玩的。

还有一天,我都忘了什么时候,我撸起袖子大扫除了一番。

18日之后,全城戒备;学校管理层在各群组狂炸讯息,叮咛老师们一定要实行网上教学和安排长假作业给学生。我的日子渐渐就有了条理。人嘛,有工作压力、有上头盯着时自然就不会太松懈。当然,穿着睡衣翘着脚办公,生活还是挺悠然自得的。

我每天必做的事如下:

1. 刷手机,主要是看YouTube视频
2. 批阅考卷
3. 翻译
4. 通过WhatsApp和 Google Classroom这两个平台和学生交流,也上传一些练习让他们做做。
5. 烹饪

每件小事,咱逐一说说。

我看YouTube多为解压和打发时间,所以我很少看教育性影片或是短电影。最近我常看的YouTube频道都是世界各地华人的频道。给大家介绍我最常看的六个频道,聊的应该都是小资女会感兴趣的话题。

老高与小茉(长居日本的中国夫妇、知识性频道)
Ling Cheng (长居韩国的香港女生、旅游与日常分享频道)
Something Shelly(长居加拿大的台湾家庭主妇、美妆与日常分享频道)
Tracey Chang(中国女主播兼美妆博主、美妆与日常分享频道)
Hi A Day(长居韩国的两位台湾人妻、韩国旅游和文化分享频道)
Junjun Square (长居美国的台湾家庭主妇、奢侈品赏析频道)

至于批阅考卷就不必多说了。。。每逢批阅倍分心。我现在就是为了逃避改考卷而发文来了。翻译应该也不必多说,说白了就是趁这段空闲时间狠赚一笔外快。

关于网上教学这回事,我有很多吐槽想说,但是现在网络上你一言,我一语的,把所有好话坏话都说尽了,我又何必非再插上一嘴呢?

我给大家看看我和一个学生的对话,娱乐娱乐大家。衍生这段对话的锲子是:我在Google Classroom准备了一个Vocabulary小练习让大家尝试,这个中五的学生对其中一题的答案颇有意见,所以他就发简讯来问我。

这孩子挺有意思的是吧?
他思想较成熟,可是偶尔过于偏激,和他沟通是我乏味人生中的一剂提神药。


今天在家三餐吃什么?这个应该是全国妈妈最近最头痛的问题。在此,我给全国妈妈一个热烈的掌声。疫情期间,除了守在最前线的医疗人员,守在家中的妈妈们也是特么辛苦了!

我是未婚狗,自然就不可能吃得太讲究。来来来,虽然没人想知道,但也请大家看看我的三餐表:


简言之,每天都吃得很丰盛,但不怎么健康就对了。

付上伪文青照一张。
你不用放大照片了,画面就是那么小,很多空白处凸显贵气的概念。

总而言之,对我这种喜欢静处的人来说,有没有行管令,其实日子也没什么区别,反正我本来就没有出去和朋友哈拉的习惯。虽然假期总是美好的,但是我也希望新冠肺炎疫情能早日结束。愿全球死者和生者都能在主内安息。

Sunday, March 15, 2020

[Spoiler Alert] Busted, The Great Escape

Good things are meant to be shared. 
So, let me introduce everyone to two Korean variety shows that I am hooked on recently. 

The TiManCeNo / AGENT household that I am currently a part of enjoy watching drama series or variety shows together while we are having dinner. It opens up new conversation topics and allows us to take a break from all the negativity in life. 

So far, we have watched all ten seasons of Friends, six seasons of Brooklyn 99, a few episodes of Running Man, and some other movies and shows.

Last year, we started watching Busted, which is a Netflix original series.
It is a Korean variety show, with a mixture of scripted and unscripted lines.


The premise of the show is as follows: 
Seven celebrity sleuths discover that they are a part of an operation called Project D, in which they are implanted with a chip containing the DNA of famous detectives throughout history. Led by a man only known as "K", they are recruited as private detectives and are given a new case in each episode, all the while figuring out the mystery behind Project D and its inception.
(taken from Wikipedia)

I don't usually enjoy Korean variety shows, even the famous Running Man series couldn't get me hooked on. But I thoroughly enjoyed Busted Season 1. 

The riddles and the puzzles presented in the show were so well done. If you are a fan of crosswords or quizzes, you will have a lot of fun cracking your brain as you follow the detectives along on their journey to solve cases. 

If you are like me, who prefer to not exercise my brain while watching a show, you too will have an enjoyable time watching the high quality production and the goofy interaction of the cast. 

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[Spoiler Alert]
However, I think that Busted Season 2 was a bit of a let-down as the writers of the show got more ambitious. There were more scripted dialogues; the effort spent on solving clues or breaking free from enclosures reduced as the staged plot was given more screen time. 

There were so many unanswered questions at the end of the season. This is either a brilliant move to keep the audience on the edge of our seats begging for more, or this is a giant loophole that even the writers have no idea how to fix. In short, I am not satisfied!

Anyhow, Season 3 is on its way. Hopefully.
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After we finished Busted Season 1 and 2, we were at a loss for what to watch for a while. Then, Amanda found The Great Escape.


The best part of this show? There is no script!
This show is literally about escaping from locked rooms.

The concept of this show is as follows:
Prior to arriving at the location, members will wear eye masks, and the staff will lead the members to the start point in the large secret room. In each challenge, members need to use the clues in the room to gradually explore the place until all members escape from the location. In addition, members may need to interact with the story characters played by the staff before they can escape.

Each challenge has a different theme, and members will learn about the background story from the clues during the exploration. There is no stipulated time limit for each escape challenge; it will only end when all members and story characters (if any) have successfully escaped. 
(taken from Wikipedia)

This show blew my mind away with its over the top production quality and the setting of each location. All the rooms were very well-decorated with many details. Where and how the clues were hidden were often unexpected. There were a wide variety of clues involved, ranging from number patterns, Korean alphabets puzzles to pictograms or passcodes with pop-culture reference.

Besides, all six members showed good on-screen chemistry working together. Each member has a different role; however, get ready to be surprised by how someone would solve something unexpectedly sometimes. 

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[Spoiler Alert]
Besides, the themes that the show covered were intriguing. Each challenge is based on a movie/movies so the members can speculate what to expect or what they need to do in order to escape. So far, they have escaped from ghost house, laboratory, illegal gambling house, high school, hospital, prison, and even slaughter house.

In short, Season 1 was great. Season 2 was greater.
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Since I was the only one in the dinner group who had never been to an escape room before, my friends brought me to an escape room for my birthday last year. (We only went this year though because I was sick and was rushing to finish work during the last two weeks of 2019.)

We went to Lost in JB at Mount Austin and the theme of our room was Stealth. We were tasked to steal 3 gems from a secured vault. We didn't manage to complete the task within an hour, but the staff was kind enough to let us go overtime to finish it.


Hopefully we get to try out different escape rooms in the future. 

In the meantime, for those who have not seen these two shows, maybe you can consider watching them while we practice social distancing and self-quarantine during this critical period.

Stay safe!